March 2nd
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January 6th
still chuckling to myself.

still chuckling to myself.

(via noyoushutup)

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December 9th

thedailywhat:

Meanwhile, At USC of the Day: Will the owner of the bright-red grandma please see the front desk? Your nana is towed.

[barstool.]

(Source: thedailywhat)

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December 7th

table for one.

so i’m reading this great esquire article on memory loss and one of the first lobotomy patients when i come across this quote “You can spend a half century testing somebody, examining, poking, prodding, feeding — Henry will happily eat at least two full dinners in a row if you give him a minute between removing the first tray and replacing it with the second — and you can come up with all sorts of theories to explain your findings.” um, most people wouldn’t happily eat a second dinner? most people wouldn’t protest a little like, “oh, i couldn’t possibly…” but then the doctor would be all “oh, no. i insist!” and then you’d be like “well, ok. if you insist.”?!? c’mon, you’d eat them both. you unbutton your pants, let out a heavy sigh, and start in on the second tray. don’t lie.


Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/henry-molaison-brain-1110-4#ixzz17Rbpr7EQ
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November 18th
daydreamgiselle:

Cristina Olano

this is an illustration of me and grandtheftamy in some kind of magical parallel universe where she’s allowed to have a fat cat in her BK apartment and my thighs don’t touch.

daydreamgiselle:

Cristina Olano

this is an illustration of me and grandtheftamy in some kind of magical parallel universe where she’s allowed to have a fat cat in her BK apartment and my thighs don’t touch.

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November 9th

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: Just a couple of Grandmas having fun with Photo Booth. Seriously, how great are grandmas?

[urlesque.]

adorbz.

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October 28th

ugh, as much as i hate these people (“these people” = people who are famous for nothing), i gotta feel for audrina on the embarrassing mom front. i always forget they are like, real people with real parents. i guess i just assumed they were hatched from eggs in some sketchy lab in ryan seacrest’s basement.

20101028 @ 1754
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first item on my christmas list (fashion editor finger puppets).  via.

first item on my christmas list (fashion editor finger puppets).  via.

20101028 @ 1500
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fuckyeahcondiments:

“We are now living in the golden age of condiments… 36 mayonnaises have already entered the market this year  - nearly three times as many as in all of 2009” (pic via flickr)

fuckyeahcondiments:

We are now living in the golden age of condiments… 36 mayonnaises have already entered the market this year - nearly three times as many as in all of 2009” (pic via flickr)

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