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December 9th
Meanwhile, At USC of the Day: Will the owner of the bright-red grandma please see the front desk? Your nana is towed.
[barstool.]
(Source: thedailywhat)
December 7th
table for one.
so i’m reading this great esquire article on memory loss and one of the first lobotomy patients when i come across this quote “You can spend a half century testing somebody, examining, poking, prodding, feeding — Henry will happily eat at least two full dinners in a row if you give him a minute between removing the first tray and replacing it with the second — and you can come up with all sorts of theories to explain your findings.” um, most people wouldn’t happily eat a second dinner? most people wouldn’t protest a little like, “oh, i couldn’t possibly…” but then the doctor would be all “oh, no. i insist!” and then you’d be like “well, ok. if you insist.”?!? c’mon, you’d eat them both. you unbutton your pants, let out a heavy sigh, and start in on the second tray. don’t lie.
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/henry-molaison-brain-1110-4#ixzz17Rbpr7EQ
November 18th
Cristina Olano
this is an illustration of me and grandtheftamy in some kind of magical parallel universe where she’s allowed to have a fat cat in her BK apartment and my thighs don’t touch.
November 9th
Early Bird Special: Just a couple of Grandmas having fun with Photo Booth. Seriously, how great are grandmas?
[urlesque.]
adorbz.
(Source: thedailywhat)
» Cheese is why you're fat.
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And only just last night I was saying I love that we’re the kind of people who snack on fancy cheese.
October 28th
ugh, as much as i hate these people (“these people” = people who are famous for nothing), i gotta feel for audrina on the embarrassing mom front. i always forget they are like, real people with real parents. i guess i just assumed they were hatched from eggs in some sketchy lab in ryan seacrest’s basement.
first item on my christmas list (fashion editor finger puppets). via.
“We are now living in the golden age of condiments… 36 mayonnaises have already entered the market this year - nearly three times as many as in all of 2009” (pic via flickr)
